I pick a book from my library and plan to read myself to sleep. 11.00pm and I can see I'm succeeding because all of a sudden I'm dyslexic and can't read shit. So I drop the book and shut my eyes.
I'm also miraculously able to tune out the reggae mix the mosquitoes sharing my room are playing tonight and I edge closer to dreamland. God be praised!
Ping!
Ping!
Ping!
Ping!
In quick succession...
Who da..???
First off, I thought the ping in bbm only works thrice? How come this one is four? Or is mine outdated?
I'm fully awake. All signs of sleep gone.
I'm angry and sad at the same time. This is because I know I'm back on #TeamNocturnal. I only get one chance at #BeautySleep a day and this late night 'pingist' has snatched that opportunity. This had better be worth it, I tell myself.
I check the ping... Its à him. *rolleyes*
"Hey beauty, I sent you a text message," It reads.
Hian!
I check my inbox for the message that I was deprived of sleep for.
Ah, there it is.
"The tym is cum
Tym to rejoys
Christ has risen
He's aroused"
😨😨
I'm all shades of confused right now. I stare at my phone and reread the message. So many questions run through my mind.
What's going on?
Is this why I was woken up?
What is rejoys?"
Who is aroused?
Why is he so?
What has that got to do with me?
I'm still staring at my phone. I'm at crossroads on what to do. I want to use cuss words on someone, I want to swear. I also want to correct him,,,, only with sarcasm. To cuss or not to cuss? I look at the time. 11.40pm. I'm rational, it's too late to do so.
I have no choice but to leave him for his 'chi' to judge. Karma they say is a bitch. May his own Karma bitch be a scorned woman.
Ping!
Ping!
Ping!
In quick succession...
Who da..???
First off, I thought the ping in bbm only works thrice? How come this one is four? Or is mine outdated?
I'm fully awake. All signs of sleep gone.
I'm angry and sad at the same time. This is because I know I'm back on #TeamNocturnal. I only get one chance at #BeautySleep a day and this late night 'pingist' has snatched that opportunity. This had better be worth it, I tell myself.
I check the ping... Its à him. *rolleyes*
"Hey beauty, I sent you a text message," It reads.
Hian!
I check my inbox for the message that I was deprived of sleep for.
Ah, there it is.
"The tym is cum
Tym to rejoys
Christ has risen
He's aroused"
😨😨
I'm all shades of confused right now. I stare at my phone and reread the message. So many questions run through my mind.
What's going on?
Is this why I was woken up?
What is rejoys?"
Who is aroused?
Why is he so?
What has that got to do with me?
I'm still staring at my phone. I'm at crossroads on what to do. I want to use cuss words on someone, I want to swear. I also want to correct him,,,, only with sarcasm. To cuss or not to cuss? I look at the time. 11.40pm. I'm rational, it's too late to do so.
I have no choice but to leave him for his 'chi' to judge. Karma they say is a bitch. May his own Karma bitch be a scorned woman.
Haha!!! Like seriously?
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